Clip 1
Faye sings “เลือกได้ไหม” by Zaza
At 1:46
Lookmhee: Did she come alone?
DJ Nui: How many people do you feel like she came with?
Lookmhee & Sonya: Feels like she came alone.
DJ Nui: Then why did you ask if she came alone?
Everyone laughs
DJ Nui: What’s wrong with you guys?
Cee Siwat: Do you think she’s beautiful?
Sonya: Yes, I think she’s beautiful.
Nong: I think so too. No matter how many times you look at her, you never get bored. She’s the kind of woman you don’t get tired of looking at. She’s cute, with a cool figure.
Bank Sornram (gesturing toward DJ Nui): And what about this woman—do you get bored with her?
Nong: Ugh, I don’t even want to look.
Nong (to Faye): You’re very beautiful. Truly beautiful. Very charming. Don’t let Teng see you. (Teng is Nong’s comedy partner.)
Bank Sornram: This one is international level—she has a title.
Lookmhee: She has a crown! A crown! (like a beauty queen)
Sonya: She has a crown?
Nara: She’s beautiful, tall, and most importantly—she sells products online. She sells chili paste.
Bank Sornram: Are you promoting your own product right now?
DJ Nui: What kind of chili paste does she sell? Can you specify?
Nara: ‘Nara chili paste’.
DJ Nui: No matter what she’s done, this person is talented—she can sing likay (Thai traditional musical theatre).
DJ Nui: Goosebumps—full body goosebumps.
Lookmhee: I don’t believe that at all.
Bank Sornram (wai-ing to DJ Nui): Please… can you go change your outfit? (DJ Nui is dressed like a likay performer)
DJ Nui: I already wore it. Go on, try singing likay.
Faye sings
Sonya: That’s actually good—she’s got technique.
Cee Siwat: Not ordinary at all.
DJ Nui: Goosebumps.
DJ Nui: And her dancing is amazing too.
Nong (to DJ Nui): You really love exaggerating.
DJ Nui: Then show us a dance—get me a ranat (Thai xylophone)!
Faye performs a dance
Sonya: I want to see more!
Nong: She’s really good at dancing.
Bank Sornram: Believe it or not, just now she was dancing and doing flips at the same time.
Faye sits down on the floor
Lookmhee: At this point, I can’t believe anything anymore.
Bank Sornram: I’m serious.
Lookmhee (shouting across the wall): Hello!
Faye: Sawasdee krab. (uses a masculine polite particle)
Nong: Oh—so she’s a man now?
Sonya: Why is her voice soft with others, but deep with us?
Lookmhee: Pom yao mai ka? (Is your hair long?)
Faye: Pom sode krab. (I’m single.)
(“Pom” is a homonym in Thai—it can mean “hair” or be a male pronoun “I,” which creates the joke.)
Sonya: Have we met before?
Faye: We haven’t met before.
Sonya: Never?
Lookmhee: We’ve never met? Do I know you?
Faye: I’m not sure about that either.
Sonya: Huh?
Lookmhee: Do you know the two of us?
Faye: Yes, I know both of you.
Sonya: Do you follow me on Instagram?
Faye: No.
Lookmhee & Sonya: What?!
DJ Nui: Excuse me, then why are you here?
DJ Nui: If the wall opens, what do you think Lookmhee and Sonya would say to you?
Faye: “Who are you?”
Everyone laughs
Sonya: Really?
Cee Siwat: Have you ever met before?
Lookmhee: Have we met at events?
Faye: Never.
Lookmhee & Sonya: What?!
Kritsana: Maybe she’s bluffing.
Faye: I already told you just now.
Sonya: Ooh—that’s bold. She answered like a queen.
Clip 2
Nong: She’s the kind of woman who likes to stand with her hands on her hips—but in a cool way.
Faye: I’m just tired.
Sonya: Tired… will we get to see each other in the next few days?
Cee Siwat: Why did you say “in a few days”? Who are you talking about?
Lookmhee: There’s an event where we’ll meet the cast from the series we acted in together.
Cee Siwat: The person you’re talking about is…?
Lookmhee & Sonya: P’Kratae.
Faye slightly reacts
Lookmhee: Did we text each other today?
Faye: I’m not telling.
Lookmhee: This morning we just talked…
Sonya: Are you someone who forgets things easily?
Faye: But I never forget you.
Sonya: Oh!
Cee Siwat: You’re always ready to serve her, aren’t you? (always hyping her up)
Lookmhee: Do you have children?
Faye: I’d like to keep that private.
Lookmhee: Is your hair about mid-back length?
Nong: Asking again?
Faye: Past mid-back.
Lookmhee: Still makes me think of P’Kratae.
Nong: Oh, come on—not fair-skinned, but sharp features. When she smiles, it’s so sweet.
Lookmhee: It must be P’Kratae.
Nong: Even when she’s pouting, she’s still cute.
DJ Nui: What about when she smiles?
Nong: Even cuter.
Cee Siwat: Easy now, this is going to turn into something.
Nong laughs
DJ Nui: She’s a leading actress, been in the industry a long time—but a bit tomboyish.
Lookmhee & Sonya: Tomboyish?
DJ Nui: Just a little.
Sonya: Or is it someone I like?
Faye is startled
Lookmhee: P’Faye?
DJ Nui: Huh?
Lookmhee: P’Faye?
DJ Nui: Which Faye?
Lookmhee: The Faye that Sonya likes.
DJ Nui: Malisorn, right?
Lookmhee: Yes.
DJ Nui sings a song related to Malisorn
Nara (to DJ Nui): Go change your outfit.
Cee Siwat: That song is so old.
Sonya: Right, P’Faye?
Faye shakes her head
Bank Sornram: Huge fan club—lots of people are crazy in love with her.
Sonya: Oh!
Bank Sornram: Emphasis—she’s talented, experienced, and has titles.
Sonya: Has titles…
Lookmhee: Has she ever competed in pageants?
Faye: Which stage?
Sonya: The kind where you win first place.
Faye: I have many crowns.
Cee Siwat: How many crowns?
Faye: 18 crowns.
Everyone laughs
(“18 crowns” is a Thai slang meaning “scammer”)
Cee Siwat: Next, it’s the “three clues” round—you have to guess who it is.
DJ Nui: Sharp object.
Bank Sornram: Won a big crown.
Nong: Thin strands.
Kritsana: Beautiful, great dancer.
Nara: First to get a crown.
Cee Siwat: Time to answer.
Lookmhee: No name hints?
Nara: P’Kratae.
Lookmhee: That’s misleading.
Kritsana: Baitoey Rsiam.
Nong: Faye.
Cee Siwat: Which Faye? Faye Peraya?
Nong: Yes.
DJ Nui: Poyfai Malaiporn.
Cee Siwat: You all have to answer now.
Lookmhee & Sonya: P’Faye.
Cee Siwat: Why?
Sonya: I don’t know—I like her, so I answered first.
Cee Siwat: Let’s see if you win or lose.
All three sing “Leuak Dai Mai” by Zaza
At 5:22
Cee Siwat: Please welcome Faye Peraya.
Cee tells Sonya that she can’t even look at Faye
Lookmhee: She’s shy.
Cee Siwat: Honestly—when did you figure it out?
DJ Nui: Who gave it away?
Lookmhee: P’Nong.
Nong: What? Why me?
Lookmhee: You said “thin strands, thin strands”—which means cotton (Faye).
Clip 3
Sonya: I knew from the beginning, but I didn’t think P’Faye would actually be available to come.
Cee Siwat: Your voice is shaking—now that she’s here, what are you going to say to her?
Lookmhee: I want to work with her.
Lookmhee: I’m so shy, I’m twisting myself into knots.
Sonya: Yeah… she’s just so beautiful.
Sonya: Nam like P’Chone!
Sonya refers to herself as “Nam.” Nam and P’Chone are characters from the movie ‘A Little Thing Called Love’, where Nam secretly likes her very handsome senior. Starring Baitoey Pimchanok and Mario Maurer
Nong: And that’s with her being a woman—you still like her that much.
Cee (to Faye): When the team told you to come and surprise Lookmhee and Sonya, how did you feel?
Faye: I was really happy. At that time, I was filming a series, and I thought—really? I get to surprise both of them? I was so glad, I immediately said yes.
Cee: That’s so sweet.
Faye: We finally get to meet.
Cee Siwat: Let’s have you talk to each other.
Lookmhee: I’m so happy that P’Faye is here. We’ve been following you for a long time but never had the chance to meet you. Thank you for coming.
MC: Still feeling shy.
Sonya: Thank you for coming.
MC: You can say a bit more.
Sonya: I’m happy to meet you. Thank you for coming.
Faye: Oh, I’m really happy to be here.
MC: What about you, Faye?
Faye: I got to meet both of them. They’re both so lovely. I’ve been following and supporting them, and now we finally get to meet today.
Cee Siwat: That’s so lovely. Please promote your work.
Lookmhee: Hometown Romance.
Cee: Invite Faye to watch it.
Sonya: Yes—will you come watch it?
Cee: Sonya’s got it bad now.
Sonya: I’ve watched your series already—Broken (of) Love.
Faye: Broken (of) Love is currently on YouTube on Fabel Entertainment’s channel. We really put a lot of intention into making it—please check it out.
Cee: Can I still come get a haircut from you?
Faye: My schedule is fully booked right now.
Nong: How much does this hairstyle cost?
Faye: If it’s you, P’Nong, I’ll take care of it for free.
DJ Nui & Nong: No way.
Faye: Then normally, I charge 85,000 baht… but for you, I’ll make it 300,000 baht.
Cee: Wait—how do you know about the 300,000?
Nong: Of course, she’d have information.
Cee (to Faye): You know about the 300,000?
Faye: Confused—“What is that?”
Cee: He once gave 300,000 baht to a woman.
Everyone laughs
Cee: Congratulations—first time on the show and you already win.
